Screaming Into The Abyss

Jewelery Advertising
By Ben Zvan
On February 04, 2009 at 13:32
Stupid People Tricks

Last night, while I was watching Fringe, I sat through a lot of advertisements for jewelry stores. This isn't really that surprising given that St. Valentine's Day is coming up. Actually, it is a little surprising given that I have a DVR and could have recorded it and skipped the commercials later. But the sheer volume of content made me think a little more about the ads themselves and what they are saying if you pay attention to them.

Kay Jewelers uses the phrase "every kiss begins with Kay" at the end of every ad. Are they suggesting that the best way to show your wife that you love her is to buy her jewelery from Kay or are they saying that your wife is a whore and you have to pay her for sex? Really, if every kiss began with Kay, then all wives, girlfriends, and mothers would be whores who are only approchable after the appropriate payment has been received.

I'll also point out that the commercials only show men giving jewelery to women, so men and lesbians are not whores, only straight women.

Facebook | Twitter | Reddit | Stumble

blog comments powered by Disqus

 

Arts

New Pictures 8: Sarah Jones
Minneapolis Institue of Arts
04/18/2013—02/02/2014 - Free

31 Years: Gifts from Martin Weinstein
Minneapolis Institue of Arts
11/02/2013—08/31/2014 - Free

New Pictures 9: Rinko Kawauchi
Minneapolis Institue of Arts
02/20/2014—08/10/2014 - Free

Finland: Designed Environments
Minneapolis Institue of Arts
05/10/2014—08/17/2014 - Free

Music

Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
at State Theatre
06/21/2014 \ Doors 8:00pm

Twitter

Please wait while my tweets load

If you can't wait - check out what I've tw@